A note to spammers

Attention all spammers (yes you, the ones who have sent me upwards of 4000 emails this month):

I am not interested in weight loss products, viagra, hot stock market picks or refinancing my home. Emails on these subjects are a waste of both of our time. If you'd like to effectively mass market to me via unsolicited bulk emails, I suggest you try sending emails on any of the following topics:
  • spaceships
  • the future
  • really good french fries
  • swords
  • keytars
  • key-sword-tars
  • pirates
  • ninjas
I can be reached at ivarley@spamcop.net, and I look forward to receiving your advertisements and scams on the above mentioned topics. Thanks for your consideration, and I hope you rot in jail and / or hell.