A note to spammers

Attention all spammers (yes you, the ones who have sent me upwards of 4000 emails this month):

I am not interested in weight loss products, viagra, hot stock market picks or refinancing my home. Emails on these subjects are a waste of both of our time. If you'd like to effectively mass market to me via unsolicited bulk emails, I suggest you try sending emails on any of the following topics:

• spaceships
  
• the future
  
• really good french fries
  
• swords
  
• keytars
  
• key-sword-tars
  
• pirates
  
• ninjas
  

I can be reached at ivarley@spamcop.net, and I look forward to receiving your advertisements and scams on the above mentioned topics. Thanks for your consideration, and I hope you rot in jail and / or hell.